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Max went down the stairs. He had been having some very good personal time by reading ancient sumerian manuscripts he found on the Gravity Falls bank, and they told of wonderous and wise things about ancient akkadian civilisations. "Ah, if only I could share this knowledge with the scientific community" he sighed, he really hoped to share his discoveries with the world and be immortalised as a god scientist emperor and get all the babes so he could make Niall jealous for not letting him rape him. But alas, such tomfoolery would have to wait. He went down the stairs because he was really thristy, all that reading of desert city texts had made

It was a simple day in Summerway. A kid was going to get some ice cream. But then suddenly SNAP! An intimidating portal appeared in the middle of nowhere. Out of there, walked a suspicious moustache man. Stalin: Privet, tovarish! Is this a town by the name of Summerway? A kid: h*ll yeah! *dabs at Stalin* Stalin: ok *teleports behind kid's back* Stalin: nothing personnel tovarish *shoots kid whose body falls on the ground, his brain remains scattered all over* Sally: Hey! That's a pretty-mean-spirited thing to do! Stalin: All is good in right cause! It has come to my knowledge that not only this ATROCIOUS spawn of a world was creatred